When God Made Me - Graphic Tee
A chaotic, neon‑charged declaration straight from the HazMat79 universe. The “When God Made Me” Graphic Tee is built for fans who thrive on humor, attitude, and a little divine mischief. The front design explodes with bright green and yellow comic‑style lettering, wrapped in smoky effects and anchored by a gas‑masked character that looks ready to cause trouble in the best way possible.
The purple base makes the artwork pop like a panel ripped straight out of a graphic novel. On the sleeve, the signature haz patch adds that authentic creator‑brand stamp your community recognizes instantly.
Whether you’re gaming, hanging with the crew, or just living life with your usual chaotic charm, this tee delivers the exact vibe the quote promises.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HazMat 79
- Email: contact@support.hazmat79.fyi
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
When God Made Me - Graphic Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|