Don't Be the Complete Drizlin Sh!ts
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A loud, unapologetic statement piece straight from the HazMat79 universe. The “Don’t Be the Complete Drizlin Sh!ts” Tee is built for fans who appreciate chaotic wisdom, unfiltered humor, and the kind of energy that only Haz can deliver. The bold yellow lettering pops hard against the deep brown fabric, turning a simple phrase into a full‑blown personality trait.
The left sleeve features the HazMat79 mark and the creator’s official site, giving the shirt that authentic streamer‑merch feel. Whether you’re wearing it on stream, at events, or just out causing harmless trouble, this tee makes sure nobody mistakes your vibe.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HazMat 79
- Email: contact@support.hazmat79.fyi
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Don't Be the Complete Drizlin Sh!ts Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|