Nobody Cares
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The Nobody Cares! Graphic Tee is peak HazMat 79 humor: bright, cheerful, and aggressively done with everyone’s nonsense. Featuring bold yellow lettering and a rainbow held up by cartoon hands, this shirt delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and sunshine — a vibe that says “I’m fine… but also, leave me alone.”
The playful front graphic pops against the soft pink fabric, while the sleeve logo adds that signature HazMat79 identity fans love. It’s loud, it’s funny, and it’s unapologetically honest.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HazMat 79
- Email: contact@support.hazmat79.fyi
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Nobody Cares Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
