Not Today Satan
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The Not Today Satan Graphic Tee is your daily dose of bold, unapologetic energy. With its loud, confident lettering stamped across vibrant purple fabric, this shirt delivers the exact vibe of someone who’s done putting up with nonsense. It’s simple, punchy, and instantly iconic — a perfect expression of HazMat79’s chaotic‑but‑empowered personality.
The sleeve patch adds that signature creator‑brand identity your community recognizes immediately, making this tee both a statement piece and a clean addition to the HazLab lineup.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: HazMat 79
- Email: contact@support.hazmat79.fyi
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Not Today Satan Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|
